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here you can check out the random (and usually bitchy or perverted) thoughts i come up with wen im extremely bored!

ok, my first random thought is about the stupid expressions people come up with. for example "wow, that (insert w/e u want here) sticks out like a sore thumb!" i mean really ppl, have u ever lookd at a thumb and sed "WOW, that baby is SORE!" i highly doubt it! so GET SUM MORE INTELLIGENT-SOUNDING SAYINGS!

ok ppl im back! yes, lucky u, u getta read another fuckd up thot of mine! arent u just the luckiest thing alive!  i kno i havent upd8d this page in a long time, but now i have a good thot....ok, why the hell are condoms called Trojans, whereas garbage bags of all things are called Glad??? ud think it'd be the other way around, wudnt u?...maybe thats just me...

have you ever wonderd why they call pads "Always"? then again, what else would they be named, "Some of the times"?...i think not.

what duz cheese say wen it gets its picture taken?...then again, who the hell takes pictures of cheese?!

have u ever wonderd why scientists dont beleev theres other intelligent life out there? oh theyre intelligent alright...wanna kno how i found this out? THEY HAVENT COME HERE!

hey shud lesbians be allowed to use dildos? i mean, they made their choice, didnt they? :P